Secrets to Stopping the Name Calling in Internet Forums
Writen by Lance Winslow
Well you want to know the secret to stopping name calling in Internet forums? It is simple, when some one calls you a name simply say you cannot call me that terrible thing because; “I have already been called “Sad” as one of the 35 negative and derogatory words about my personal character on this forum, so you have to come up with some new ones?
Indeed, it is stupid logic, I mean you simply state that you are no longer allowed to call me that, because it is not original. It works every time. Then change the subject and state something intellectually interesting and funny.
“Everyone should participate in politics to keep things stirred up and take the minds of the masses off the ball of reality and leave them playing in a stadium of created reality while the real games are played elsewhere. We must therefore all agree to attack each other and call each other names and commit ourselves to one side or the other and pick teams and build those teams by choosing enemies. You won the toss and you chose to receive. So take that you “Heathen Scoundrel and burn in a fiery Devilish hell for eternity” whist I think of any other derogatory thing to call you, because you are on a different team from across town wearing a different colored uniform. AH HA HA HA HA! Anyway consider this in 2006.
Lance Winslow